Setting the Record Straight

I tend to tell the truth when I'm nervous
But sometimes I fake sick
In order to get out of a bad situation

I didn't have sex until I was 23

Sometimes, I don't even wash my socks
Before I wear them again

I always exaggerate to be funny,
But sometimes I just have to lie
Cuz I don't have anything
More interesting to say

I wish I could be a stripper
Because I think that the money is good

I starved myself from 1989 until 1992.
I weighed 82 pounds.

I check out girls

Sometimes I'm vague on purpose
So that if the other person doesn't understand,
Then I can just blame them

I say "Gee" instead of "Jesus"
When I'm around Mormons

When I was 22,
My uncle grabbed my ass
And I didn't know what to do,
So I didn't do anything

I snooped around my dad's house,
After he moved out
And I found love letters
From another woman

People can usually influence me
Through monetary promises

People think I'm sweet.
God, I hate that

(Hey, this is Terami, I'll have to call you back.
Leave a message. Bye bye).